Taddah!!

Guys.

Guys.

I'M BACK.

Yes. Really, seriously, properly back. I am typing this on a used, old, ridiculously slow PC that is nevertheless mine, sitting in my own flat. No more "alright, so I've got internet for a week and then I'll be gone again", no more checking Twitter from my mobile phone a million times each day because it's the only website that reliably works on the thing. Back.

Why yes, one might think I was excited about this or something.

Birthday present ...?

(Ahem. It was totally not my intention for my first post after the whole "yay I'm back" thing to be something so random. There is much to say, I'm just currently sort of trying to do everything at once.)